A mixture of the words chode and cock.

A choch is a dirty penis. Say you just pulled out of a girls ass and there is shit all over your dick. Your dick, is now a choch.

Choch is also a synonym for asshole or douchebag. If someone is being an absolute faggot, just call them a choch.

When you are in a synagogue, and it gets shot up by Christians

A person with high-self esteem, but, lacks in all departments. Usually seen annoying everyone, and failing to admit his douchiness. Has perfectly parted hair, and stubble.

Common Choch names: Randal, Johnathyn, Calloway.

to be used in place of the word 'crotch'

A pretty boy faggot who thinks he is the greatest at many things but to anyone else he looks like a pretty boy man whore with a emo hair cut. Usually tries to hug anyone or thing he sees while talking to and is very had to resist due to people feeling sorry for him and not wanting to make him feel worse about himself, Eventhough he should feel alot worse for himself. Typically a gamer that only plays halo and Counter strike and thinks he 'pwns' at it and calls himself a lv 5 nerd.