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a choch is synonymous to a douche bag and is defined as a male with spiked hair (usually blonde or bleached blonde), a fake tan and fake jewelry. In other words, a choch is totally fake.
A: That choch told me his name was Antonio Giovanni.

B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!

C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!
by Antonio Giovanni da Choch! October 12, 2011
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A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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Another word for a jerk or tool. There are many derivitives such as Dinglechoch, Choch McMuffin, Chicken Choch Pie, and Chochbag just to name a few.
Man that Max kid is such a Choch.
by OperationCWAL95 November 04, 2010
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When Loan Paul becomes Mickey (his character, from his new movie, Valley Girls) he looks like such a choch
by A_MaVerIcK22 June 21, 2017
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'Choch' is a term that is somewhat derogatory, however, it's meaning changes based upon the context and verbal emphasis it is given.

For example, when someone says, "Dude, you are such a choch" in a serious voice, it can be taken as a serious insult. However, somewhat akin to a playful bitch, one might say, "What up, choch?"

It is no more harmful than dork, geek, douche, or fagmo. Some people spell it 'chotch,' however, 'choch' is more useful, because it can be varied: chooch, chich, chinch.

One may also form verb or adjective derivatives of the word, e.g. choched, choching, chochy
"That kid is such a choch!"
"Who are these choches?"
"I dunno, those kids were out there chochin' it up, and I told them to knock it off."
"Yeah, that's a pretty chochy haircut."
"OK, choch, if you say so."
by Bradleychochmaster September 21, 2004
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That guy is such a choch.
he wears chochy clothes.
what a choch.
by zo898 June 06, 2010
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