When you aren't pretending to be stupid.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

grabbing random people while singing asian music then stopping, start humming then repeating the process.

Any moment when one acts like Chosie Kwon (the famous Irish/German/Filipino/Black/Korean web sensation).

Such acts can be
1) saying a Korean word rather than an English one in a English convo.... aka fob talk
2) when upset ranting in Korean
3) talking about G-Dragon
4) posting WAY TOO MUCH Korean related stuff on Facebook
5) wearing her signature hair style the "poofs"

An event that is all about the attention whore even though it's obviously not about the attention whore. An awkwardly embarrassing publicity event, often with pizza or donuts, where no one eats the donuts and the pizza goes cold and rubbery waiting for a taker. A regularly scheduled event at Chaparral High School.