The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray

Chivee will bring a bomb of happiness and laughter into your life. His presence is always a must because he brings life to any place he goes. He has the most banging hair known to mankind. Girls, if you think you have nice hair.. you obviously haven't met a Chivee! He has the eyes of romance and with them he can tell you his feelings without saying a single word. His heart of gold can be taken for granted by some but he will remain loyal to those. He is warm blooded. Girls, if you need that wolf in your life get at a Chivee because you will never suffer during cold days/nights. His hands are as soft as a baby's bottom and his nails are smooth as can be. He is a master of sweets and baking treats. He is an honest lover and any girl that has a slight chance to be his girl should consider herself lucky to the bones! The time spent with him is that of a lifetime. Sorry boys but once a girl kisses the lips of Chivee, that one romantic moment you shared with her in the past is literally six feet underground. A kiss from him will replace a girls first kiss. Yes, it is that amazing of a spark! His lips share his world with you and nothing seems to matter. It could be 2012 and the world could be coming to an end but if you're kissing Chivee, everything would be out of tune from your ears and irrelevant. He makes girls fall in love with his smile and might I add he has a pretty cute booty.

I once knew a Chivee, He is unforgettable.

Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)

Chives, most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.

A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.

Slang used to describe someone who is out of the ordinary. When one has been acting strange or dimwitted.

A sexually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: delelopment of itchy bumps in the genital area, odd smells emiting from genital area, and occasional Phish music eminating from the mouth and genital area. No known cure.