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{verb} Chitting is like chatting except you are shitting while you do it. Usually through the use of a laptop/notebook.
EXAMPLE:
tigercooter69:BRB
firecrotch19:where u going?
tigercooter69:gotta wipe!
firecrotch19:r u chitting again?
tigercooter69:.......
firecrotch19:gawdammint
by haf-DED May 07, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The act of cumming and shitting at the same time. (Pronounced Kitting)
I'm Chitting all over the place!
by TheFiend138 April 24, 2015
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