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A chist is a conditon caused by fatness. It's when one's chin extends down into the chest and becomes a single entity, a jiggling indistinguishable sloping mass of lard.
Alfred Hitchcock is perhaps a classic example of a chist. Also various facebook whores attempt to nullify or hide their chists by placing the camera above the head, looking upwards and then taking a picture from an aerial point of view using extensive lighting tricks to further obfuscate any other forms of facial fuglyness.
by Believo June 16, 2009
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Spanish for 'crap', 'dang', or any word you use to express awe, suprise or disgust.
1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!

2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!
by Shawn B. May 06, 2003
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