Urban Dictionary: Chist

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A chist is a conditon caused by fatness. It's when one's chin extends down into the chest and becomes a single entity, a jiggling indistinguishable sloping mass of lard.

Alfred Hitchcock is perhaps a classic example of a chist. Also various facebook whores attempt to nullify or hide their chists by placing the camera above the head, looking upwards and then taking a picture from an aerial point of view using extensive lighting tricks to further obfuscate any other forms of facial fuglyness.

by Believo June 16, 2009

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Chist

Chist means Gross, unclean, someone who never showers.

Adam is the example of chist

by ahdsud May 19, 2006

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Chist

Spanish for 'crap', 'dang', or any word you use to express awe, suprise or disgust.

1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!

2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!

by Shawn B. May 06, 2003

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