A Chirag is usually cool and awesome and also friendly. He is usually in charge of important things and usually has high social status.He is smart and sexy,A perfect man with a perfect body. Any girl would fall, for his character. Very confident, considers himself king of kings. Really fast, and a genius.

He works hard strives for best grades ,usually tops everything,keeps everything perfect.The Best Quality about a Chirag is That they Will Never Cheat On You, They Are One Of The Sweetest Guys Around And Are Extremely Loyal. They Are Strong And Cute People, Althought They Tend to get angry easily, they do Not be angry for long. They Are Extremely Chivalrous People. Respect The people around them and their opinions .They Are Good Sports Persons and Also have a lot of satisfying power.He always makes you smile and you know you can count on him..He has a love for animals and a love for being kind. One of the most faithful guys on this earth and has a passion for Airplanes.Usually characterized by D’s,Guys like a Chirag are pretty hard to find, so once you find him, hold him close to your heart.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A geeky yet charming guy that can talk his way out of anything. He can be very odd humored at times and uses his intelligence to get away with sneaky deeds.

The Pinnacle of Greatness. The epitome of All things Beautiful. Usually Characterized by someone who is outrageously funny!

The highest level of ballaness.. known all over the world,chilled,laid back,loves to drink,would change for a girl.

Teddy Bear (pronounced in a little kid voice: Teddy Beahyuh)

A hairy Indian boy, that first insults you, then comforts you.

Totally cool Indian dude who is locked in for the rest of the summer.