The place where one buys fish and chips.

Otherwise known as the Chip Shop.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

a female prostitute, especially a young and inexpensive one

(adjective) applied to hockey games: rough, involving lost tempers, fighting, and ejections

Carpenter or Fish and Chip Shop.

The screaming baby from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job that has a moustache and a unibrow.

California Highway Patrol officers, CHPs, a term often used by truckers to warn each other that the highway patrol is about.