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A date that involves tacos/burritos and sex. Chipotle and bang.
Sarah: are you going out with Dan for tacos tonight?

Marie: yeah, I'm getting Chipotlaid.
by LeftBoobFTW April 30, 2016
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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To receive sexual favors from a girl after buying her chipotle
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got head from Amanda after you two got chipotle last night
Guy 2: Yeah man, I got chipotlaid.
by Capo di tutti capi December 01, 2013
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The ridiculously satisfying sensation one gets after finishing a meal at Chipotle.
That burrito bowl was so amazing. I feel totally "Chipotlaid"!
by TheDigitalGypsy October 17, 2011
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Having sexual intercourse with a mexican woman/man
Tim: Did you get lucky with Guadalupe last night?
Kevin: Hell yea, I got straight up Chipotlaid
by Big Moke January 22, 2011
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Occurs when lusting after, and consequently ordering and eating, a Chipotle burrito
Guy #1 - "Guy, it has been too long since I've had a burrito."
Guy #2 - "How long has it been, guy?"
Guy #1 - "Last time was right before Becky broke up with me."
Guy #2 - "Guy, that was six months ago! I'm going to make sure you get Chipotlaid TONIGHT. I'll hook you up."
*walk into Chipotle*
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During anal sex, getting shit on your dick because your receiver ate at Chipotle before.
I got Chipotlaid by Tye last night...
by wordsfromvicki June 04, 2015
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