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The name for a chavvy person with a predictably bad diet consisting of fried food (due to the lack of education).
The chip-pans have arrived.

The chip-pan brigade.
He is a chip-pan.
by Heikey-duck December 01, 2016
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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