A blow job performed by some one who has potato chip crumbs in their mouth resulting in a saliva chip coating on the cock.
Next that bitch sucks my dick I'm gonna make her brush her teeth first. She gave me chip dick.
by Kingofporn August 01, 2012
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When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
by SomeFuckingLoser April 11, 2018
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When you are lying in bed naked, taking pictures of a bag of chips & you accidentally take a picture of your dick. OR
When you cut a whole in the bag of chips, put your dick in the whole & tell your lady friend to help herself to some chips.
Do you know how many different flavor chips there are, I can do chips and dicks all day.
by ch&dcspecialist May 27, 2014
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dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.
Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!
by Kipui December 07, 2006
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The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .
Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!
by Pilkja April 23, 2017
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chips rubbed on someones dick/vag deliberately as a trap. see mall rats.
man that guy reached in and ate the dickchips (dick chips)!!
by E-nig January 27, 2016
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chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage
Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.
by Galen-- May 05, 2006
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