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A blow job performed by some one who has potato chip crumbs in their mouth resulting in a saliva chip coating on the cock.
Next that bitch sucks my dick I'm gonna make her brush her teeth first. She gave me chip dick.
by Kingofporn August 01, 2012
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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