canned processed pork; a Spam-like product from Korea or China
He's so broke he can't even afford a can of chancho chino.
by razzoner August 19, 2005
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a goal scored from a tight angle by an asian soccer/football player
"mann what a chino sucker"
by Black Magick April 18, 2007
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Chino lokote is name of a Asian that’s CRAZY as FUCK that does not tolerate no bullshit
Damn did you see that guy at the bar, he just slept 4 guys damn that’s chino lokote
by Chino lokote March 29, 2018
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chino wankers are a individual or a group of LADS aged mid teens to 20 and are obsessed with football , fancy a cheeky nandos , refer to everything that isn't that funny as "banter" or refers to anyone that stimulates their poor humour as a "top LAD" They tend to only drink cider and pretend they're drunk off one can. They make jokes about eachothers mums or make sexist jokes about girls only being good for certain things like the kitchen.

They will wear gazelles , jack wills and holister
"Ooooh that's great banter "

"Ooooh fancy a cheeky nandos "

"Ooooh I fucking love football "
" LADotelli "
" chino wanker "
by Yindyyy September 24, 2015
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Fucking god. Sexy in every way possible. Lead singer of the Mind blowing hardrock/Metal band:"Deftones."
I am his RX Queen. "'Cause you're my girl, and that's alright,if you sting me I won't mind..."
by noctem April 02, 2005
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When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.

Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.

- Mate that dude did the Candado Chino.

- What? You mean he fucked his own arse? Gnarly...
by Mack P Silk September 17, 2007
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'Red-light district' in Spanish.
"Estamos en el barrio chino."
"You soy de el bario chino."
by Sarah123 November 11, 2006
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