by razzoner August 19, 2005
by Chino lokote March 29, 2018
chino wankers are a individual or a group of LADS aged mid teens to 20 and are obsessed with football , fancy a cheeky nandos , refer to everything that isn't that funny as "banter" or refers to anyone that stimulates their poor humour as a "top LAD" They tend to only drink cider and pretend they're drunk off one can. They make jokes about eachothers mums or make sexist jokes about girls only being good for certain things like the kitchen.
They will wear gazelles , jack wills and holister
They will wear gazelles , jack wills and holister
"Ooooh that's great banter "
"Ooooh fancy a cheeky nandos "
"Ooooh I fucking love football "
" LADotelli "
" chino wanker "
"Ooooh fancy a cheeky nandos "
"Ooooh I fucking love football "
" LADotelli "
" chino wanker "
by Yindyyy September 24, 2015
Fucking god. Sexy in every way possible. Lead singer of the Mind blowing hardrock/Metal band:"Deftones."
by noctem April 02, 2005
When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.
Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.
Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.
by Mack P Silk September 17, 2007

