A place where you could watch your goat run away for a decade, and where you can buy 100 acres of land with a half eaten bag of Swedish fish and a pack of cinnamon gum. In this town you are an outcast if you don’t have at least 4 goats and a cow (or your grandma). There are enough trees to match fort Nox, you half expect an Indian to come out of the trees to decapitate your pig.
Don’t move to Chino Valley
by AZknowitpaul October 05, 2017
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Guy 1: hey man those are some classy pants.

Guy 2: yah they are weekend chinos...you get pussy like crazy.

Guy 1: weekend chinos, can you only wear them on the weekend or something?

Guy2: (pulls out gun and kills Guy 1) Don't be ignorant.
by doug longz November 15, 2010
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Any activity involving the death of a Mexican.
Steve: Wow, did you see the news today when that Mexican got shot?

Dave: Yeah, that nigga was on PCP. He got Cap-a-chino'ed!
by Brenener June 24, 2011
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adj.
1. A caucasian person with physical characteristics (especially facial features) that resemble that of Asian characteristics/facial features.
"Are you sure that guy it Scottish? He's definitely an Albino Chino."
by herzog_dogz May 09, 2010
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Chino man is basically anyAsian looking person, or with chink eyes.
He also casually eats neighboring dogs.
Person 1: I think Chino Man ate my dog !
Chino Man: Yes he in my tummy now (everything here said with an Asian accent.)
by Pepolas May 08, 2019
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It is a sex act where one person put chocolate milk in there mouth and then through a straw blows the chocolate milk into the other persons butt then blows bubbles releases the straw and the chocolate milk goes all over their face!
It was so hot last night my boy friend and I did the chino muffler...still trying to get the chocolate milk out of my hair!
by Angry! July 25, 2010
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