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Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.
I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.
by rusty okie July 18, 2006
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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When a person is forcefully removed from an airplane and gotten beaten up in the process due to the airplane being overbooked.
Janna: What happened to Jim on his flight?
Bob: He was severed Chinese takeout.
by tastybiscuits April 20, 2017
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The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.
"i give my girl chinese takeouts..it's my little way of saying thanks."
by Travis Urban August 02, 2006
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When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.
I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.
by Rude Dude December 15, 2019
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Where you slather sweet and sour sauce on a girls pussy and eat her out. If you do not finish said sweet and sour sauce, you stick her in a Togo box.
Man, Breanna is such a slut, she let me do the Chinese takeout on her!
by Thrbanh March 27, 2015
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