Chimped

When a player or more commonly an AI bot in a FPS "Owns" His/Herself with a explosive weapon such as a rocket launcher by hitting a something very close to them.

Lol that bot just chimped himself

by David Rushby December 13, 2007

chimping

to hurl ones own feces (poo poo) at a person.

Me and Dave met up last night for a good chimping session. Dave sat in the bath while I hurled my fresh steaming stools at him from a considerable distance.

by overheard_2000 May 24, 2009

CHIMPS

A reference to Police Community Support Officers in Britain - Can't Help In Most Police Situations.

Oh no, they can't do anything they're only CHIMPS, we need a proper copper.

by KirkbyWillo January 17, 2011

chimping

The art of performing the two famous primary functions of chimps ie masturbating (always furiously bashing away) and drinking tea (pg tips adverts)

"what did you do with your day off steve?"

"Oh not much, watched trisha and did a bit of chimping"

by Dirty Rich September 28, 2006

chimped

Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.

Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!

by daredevil June 29, 2004

chimp

A rather weak and ugly looking human who lacks intelligence. Would rather steal everyone else's sayings/quotes than make it's own. Usually has an underbite and is frightened easily.

(1)NORMAL HUMAN: "Shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."

by magigs August 12, 2008

Chimping

When someone excessively emails people. Borderline spam.

Man, Chris keeps chimping me night and day!

by 0irish October 10, 2012