A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue
Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....
by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021
The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)
by iosys April 17, 2019
When you're comfy and wrapped up in a blanket in bed but leave just a little opening for airflow and proceed to blast the nastiest most egrigious fart known to man straight through your little exhaust hole and right into your face
Tom: Hey man, I was laying in bed and had the nastiest fart. It came straight through the opening I left in my blanket and suffocated me.
Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?
Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?
by Senshuro November 12, 2020
When you love someone very much, here's what you do:
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.
Rubber glove, elbow length. Lube that shit up dawg. Then, ram your fist up that asshole, fingers extended, and clean that chimney yo. Close your fist, pull out, and offer the prize you have found in the cavern where the sun don't shine. Not only is it super intimate, but it's also an effective alternative to a bidet.
by OkayestBassist616 February 01, 2017
by Tommy Costello May 03, 2016
The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.
by hariken November 05, 2020
Thought he was down for a blow job but instead presented his (dick chimney) for me stick my santa stick into, ho ho ho! merry sexmas
by RetroThis January 24, 2015

