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To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.
John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"
Jane - "What's that?"
John - "Bend over and I'll show you."
Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."
John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"
Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"
John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"
Jane - "What's that?"
John - "Bend over and I'll show you."
Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."
John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"
Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"
John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"
by Extra Normal April 04, 2009
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Brad couldn’t match with any cute white chicks on tinder, so he settled for a black girl. Fucking chimney sweeper.
by Cole Berner August 04, 2019
3
When you put a tutu on your pet hamster to lure him/her into your anal canal to take care of the ass itch.
by Hamsterjam February 24, 2018
4
The sexual act of vaping in a female's cock sock, and proceeding to fuck it immediately after, resulting in clouds coming out of her pussy, looking like you are sweeping a chimney with your cock.
"Bro, did you hear what Todd did last night?"
"Yeah bro, I heard he became a chimney sweeper with linda!"
"Yeah bro, I heard he became a chimney sweeper with linda!"
by hugh jboner February 26, 2017
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The sexual act consisting of first spitting on a significant other's asshole, then proceeding to orally stimulate said asshole.
"So we watched this porno today, and this guy spat on the girl's butthole and then licked it."
"Ya mean he gave her the chimney sweeper?"
"Ya mean he gave her the chimney sweeper?"
by mothanegro June 17, 2008