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A deep-fried burrito sent from God to please humanity. Deadpool's favorite food.
Deadpool: "I can say 'Chimichanga' in seven languages."
by kai17 August 04, 2013
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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wonderfully delightful little frozen burritos
will you put that chimichanga in the mic for me so i can enjoy its savory splendidness in a little less than a minute? thanks
by sk September 08, 2003
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A mexican delicasy, Only found everywhere in the unitedstates and in grocery stores

A gift from heaven.
Dude 1:Yo mayne we needa get us a chimichanga ese
Dude 2: Ell yeah man thats like a gift from 'eaven
by Poonded August 25, 2006
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1) The sound of one's cranium healing after suffering severe head trauma;

2) A deep-fried burrito popular in Southwestern US cuisine
Did someone say "chimichanga"? Never mind. That was just the sound of my skull and brains healing.
by D. Edward "Ed" Poole December 24, 2013
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While more commonly known as a declicious burrito-like Mexican food, a "chimichanga" has been used as far back as 2002 in the New York City region as slang for a unit of time equivalent to approximately 8 minutes.

The specific unit of time a "chimichanga" designates is the subject of debate, as its origin lies in the fact that it takes 1 stoned undergraduate about 8 minutes to consume 1 chimichanga. Most agree that the measurement is exactly 8 minutes 21 seconds, hence "approximately 8 minutes," but only two witnesses were present for the eating of the original chimichanga and both were killed three months later in a freak rhino mauling at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.
Dude, did you SEE Gettysburg? That shit lasted like 30 chimichangas, man!
by Fidosaurous May 25, 2006
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