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a small city of about 3000-4000 people, in Wisconsin. They have a beautiful School and are in Calumet county.
There is also a town in Texas called chilton.
There is also a town in Texas called chilton.
by Emo Cat August 01, 2011
Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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The name Chilton comes from the latin word "AzureChilly" which translates to "fat cunt." Chilton's are rare breeds of people who enjoy the finer things in life, such as children. Chilton's often spend 98 to 99% of their days on the popular gaymer app Discord. They also often have the first name Mike and enjoy watching younger children from inside of blue couches. These plump Mike Chiltons also do not have sex, they lie about getting blowjobs by their hot indian ex Chinnu.
~Bro is that a Chilton?
-Yeah man I think that's a Mike Chilton
~Yoooo he is so plump though
-Is he wearing a limited edition Azure YT "Play Planetarium on spotify" shirt? I always wanted one of those!
~Don't take it from him man, he is so smelly and plump it might contaminate you.
-Is he going into the Blue Couch Shop? What would he need a blue couch for?
~Mike Chiltons hide in blue couches to spy on children man, it's their kink.
-That's mad creepy, he really is a Chilton.
-Yeah man I think that's a Mike Chilton
~Yoooo he is so plump though
-Is he wearing a limited edition Azure YT "Play Planetarium on spotify" shirt? I always wanted one of those!
~Don't take it from him man, he is so smelly and plump it might contaminate you.
-Is he going into the Blue Couch Shop? What would he need a blue couch for?
~Mike Chiltons hide in blue couches to spy on children man, it's their kink.
-That's mad creepy, he really is a Chilton.
by azure. May 14, 2020
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A place near to Newton Aycliffe which is the breeding ground of chavs, gypsies and hippies A.K.A "CHAV - CENTRAL". If you had a £1 for every brain cell in Chilton, you'd have 50p as Chilton is nothing more than a no man's land with the best thing in Chilton been a local takeaway or a co - operative, you would get more thrill from taking a shit than visiting Chilton as you fear for your life at the thought of been stabbed to death by raging 12 year old kids who hang round the shops threatening to steal your shoe laces or afterwards go raiding the bins. Chilton is a place you'd best avoid with the closest thing to bath been puddles left on the streets with the drunks laid about the streets. My advice would be to avoid this place as it's the Nickleback of towns in Durham but on the flip said atleast its not a worse as Darlo.
Non - Chilton lad: What's worse Chilton or Sunderland?
Chilton lad: I dunno?
Non - Chilton lad: Chilton as Sunderland actually know where they live is shite!
Chilton: Could be worse, could be Southmoor!
Chilton lad: I dunno?
Non - Chilton lad: Chilton as Sunderland actually know where they live is shite!
Chilton: Could be worse, could be Southmoor!
by Belmont - Big - Dick March 06, 2016
5
An insulting name one would often call another, especially if they have a weird middle name that means anal leakage and try to make an alternate definition of it on Urban Dictionary to mask his embarrassment.
See also:
Douche Nozzle
Twat Waffle
Bandless Noobcracker
Bagel-Hole-Screwer
See also:
Douche Nozzle
Twat Waffle
Bandless Noobcracker
Bagel-Hole-Screwer
by TehJudas November 03, 2009