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Some Background: Chillmas is a holiday that formally falls between the birthdays of two friends with in three days a part from each other. Chillmas comes but once a year, technically lasting for 3 days, so celebrate in any way you wish on the other days. We suggest, perhaps, with an ice cold 40 of Olde English "800" and an equally refreshing serving of Corona. Also, the day after is a kind of sabbath: must call in or not allowed to work!
What to do:
"Get it Don't Give it on this special time of year."
"Respect your local drug dealer for he shall give you a good count."
"If she ain't doming she ain't worth knowing."
What to do:
"Get it Don't Give it on this special time of year."
"Respect your local drug dealer for he shall give you a good count."
"If she ain't doming she ain't worth knowing."
Hey guys! It's beginning to look a lot like Chillmas! Yes, it's that time of year again (the stores put out the Chillmas decorations way too early, I know!) Time for all the chill kids to gather 'round the Chillmas tree, sing Chillmas carols and sip on the choicest beverages of the adult variety! Bring your friends, so long as they bring their Chillmas Spirit! If you're traveling, it's worth the trip!
"It's Chillmas, all over again...yeah again.." - '92
"And there won't be snow in Africa this Chillmas. Don't they know it's Chillmastime at all?" - '84
"It's Chillmas, all over again...yeah again.." - '92
"And there won't be snow in Africa this Chillmas. Don't they know it's Chillmastime at all?" - '84
by RIP - Jhood July 02, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011