Used when your friends are getting out of control or high and you just want them to calm themselves. You can also accompany it with "no one cares" when someone's gushing on about something you hate

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.