Urban Dictionary: Chill Balls

Noun

1. A term generally used to describe the U.S. Coast Guard.

"Damn, I wish I could take a rip of the bong..too bad I'm in the gay ass Navy."

"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"

by USCG_chillballs November 21, 2011

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an expression used to calm someone down when they are freaking out

"I LOST MY KEYS! OH SHIT MY RENTS ARE GOING TO FREAK OUTT!!"

"Hey..chill balls, we'll find your damn keys"

by JenJen11 March 28, 2009

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age-chilled balls

old man balls that haven't been used in sexual relations since the Eisenhower administration.

Last time Dick Cheney got his age-chilled balls warmed the Black Crowes were beardless.

by the better ted January 16, 2010

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The highest level of chill a person can possibly be.

Bob G. is chill as balls.

by brian dogood April 21, 2008

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Chill your balls

To chill out, relax

Dude why don't you just chill your balls already?

by Unknown1818 July 01, 2009

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Chill your balls

To calm down, stop being pissy

When told to chill your balls it shows someone is pissed

by New worder August 09, 2010

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Chilling my balls off

Chilling so fucking hard that its unreal.

A: Yo dog , 'da fuck you up to son?

B: Dude, I am chilling my fucking balls off, smoking blunts and playing fuckin modern warfare 2 while getting a my dick sucked by an asian girl.

A: In that case I need to start chilling my balls off.

by Chillville December 23, 2009

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