noun:
1. one who is a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit. See Mollye.
2. a dump taken on one's chest.

verb:
1. the act of being pwned or screwed over.
2. the act of being a lazy, emo, obsessive piece of shit.
3. the act of taking a dump on someone's chest.
That fat bitch is so lazy, she's such a chili dog.

Dude, you just lost one of your lives, you just got chili dogged!

Stop sitting outside Orlando Bloom's house and cutting yourself, you are straight chili dogging!

She squatted over him and chili dogged.
by flandersluvsmollye January 07, 2007
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A penis that has just been removed from another's arse after anal sex - usually very nasty and covered with various foul secretions and excrement.
Suzy is a dirty dirty whore! I fucked her in the ass last night and after I blew my load she turned around and sucked my chili dog clean. It was awesome!
by Jason January 09, 2004
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A sexual act; when a male has anal sex with a woman/ man, then removes his penis. The recipient then turns around and proceeds to give her/his partner oral sex.
"Dude, I can't believe she let my try the chili dog, bro."
"Chili dog?"
" Yeah man- dirty dogie style to head!"
"Wow..."
by fMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2011
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slang for "Phil Fulmer," present-day coach of the Tennessee Volunteers.
Chili Dog looks mad! Must've been because Alabama scored another touchdown.
by AlaDama November 04, 2007
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When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.
Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.
by ThefriendlyTaco May 03, 2017
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When a person shits on their partners tits and keeps tittyfucking them.
I can't believe Mike kept tittyfucking Scarlett after he gave her a Chili dog.
by Niggerhater101 October 15, 2007
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When you fuck a person in the anus as he or she shits on your dick.
OMFG, I fucked Samantha in the butthole and gave me the chili dog.
by Y. Ramirez May 05, 2008
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