The chilikraut dog has proven itself to be a major staple in the american diet along with 1/4 lbs cheeseburgers and diet soda. Although the "kraut" aspect of the dish is optional the medicinal properties of the meal would be compromised. Medicinal properties such as: X-ray vision,the ability to fly and rapid muscle growth (trust us, it's really muscle).
" I went on the chilikraut diet and gained an extra 50 lbs of muscle! yeah!"
" Girl, my doctor said I wasn't eating enough chilikraut dogs. You know what that means "
" Girl, my doctor said I wasn't eating enough chilikraut dogs. You know what that means "
by Mistress Weiner May 14, 2009