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You start by inserting your finger inside an asshole (yours or hers) or a vagina. You then place one hand on top of your head, fingers extended as if to make a sharks dorsal fin. Then while humming that impending doom Jaws theme you maneuver your finger back and forth to swim like a fish through the water. Right before you blast the victim across their upper lip with your finger, you stop and say, "SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH."
She was talking shit to her friends at the party about our sexcapades, so I gave her the Chief Brody.
by Aweshole December 17, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018