Urban Dictionary: Chide

A long and skinny penis. Its the opposite of a chode.

Shut up at least I don't have a chide like you. Probably bends when you jerk off.

by DrmoTroniczZ June 06, 2015

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Getting high or is high

"Are you chide bro"

by Kockstanly May 22, 2018

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A term for a small spread Vagina.

Dude i Just put my Chode in her Chide, just like that bro.

by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021

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Antonym of "chode". A penis that is extremely long and very narrow.

Thats not a swizel stick, its Joe's chide.

by chodemaster December 10, 2002

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Something that has been abused or used up.

Related to the true definition of Chide yet in a physical way.

That dude's face was so chided after the car accident.

by Kyle Burk November 17, 2004

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A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).

It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!

by cartman5000 August 05, 2004

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To scold or rebuke

My wife chided when I was late for dinner

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

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