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Chid. n.: Variant pronunciation of the word "kid", as sung by Michael Jackson in his song "Billy Jean". Later it came to become a word in it's own right due to its unique association with the very popular and eccentric King of Pop. (see "Shamon" for another example). It's primary sense is in referring to a child or kid, and possibly serves as a spontaneously evolved contraction of these two words. It can be used more properly in a derisive sense, as if to imply a social/psychological distance from a child, implying that the user has disdain for the idea of caring for or claiming responsibility for that child.
1. Song/source: "Billy Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who says that I am the one.... but the chid is not my son"... _ Michael Jackson

2. "Yo Deshawna, get yo chids out of my car, they're eating up all the upholstery!"
by zjheah August 18, 2013
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A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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Mix of a child and an idiot. Basically someone who is really immature and annoying.
"Hey, did you hear the rumour about you that Maggie was spreading?" - Person 1
"Yeah, but it's not like anybody will believe her, she's such a chid." - Person 2
by vokesalicious December 28, 2011
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A shortened more colloquial version of chiddery. Often used to express anything.
-"chid"

-"Another one bites the chid"

-"If it bleeds we can chid it it"
by Draedalus September 01, 2008
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Chaos
Hate
Independence
Destruction
The opposite of PLUR
PLUR is dead, I am of CHID
by Teedizzlemynizzle October 02, 2007
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A needle dick(a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
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