Urban Dictionary: Chicken schnitzel

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To masterbate profusely before a date with a hot British chick. Performed to prolong sexual activity.

Guy 1: "That pommy chick from last night was so sexy that I hade to chicken schnitzel 3 times before I took her home!"

Guy 2: "I can tell bro, you are walking with a limp"

by The TNT driver August 29, 2013

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Chicken schnitzel

When you have sex on the beach.
You then cum on her stomach then roller her in the sand.

Last night i pump this chick on the beach and gave her a chicken schnitzel.

by Fat dingo baby November 21, 2018

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Chicken schnitzel

To be cummed on and rolled in the sand like a schnitzel would flour

Angel being chicken schnitzeled

by My name is rj April 12, 2020

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chicken schnitzel

to perform oral sex in a college dorm building, publicly.

Boy: Hey, Julia! Wanna chicken schnitzel in the den?
Girl: Hell yeah!

by madtownbabe April 15, 2018

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