You see, it’s not that we Chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from Naperville, Elgin, or Deerfield, Illinois, to say they’re from Chicago when they truly aren’t. You don’t hear people from some little town in California saying they live in L.A. or people from a small city in New York saying they live in New York City. You are not from Chicago; rather, you live near Chicago

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.

The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.