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Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.
"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."
by SloppyToppy September 20, 2015
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Taking a dump on someone’s latptop key board then shutting the lid
I Chicago waffled Greg the other day, needless to say he was not amused
by The meme god August 22, 2018
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A Feline with Pitched Black And Creamed White Fur
This Cat is a Chicago Waffle!
by MayDayMeh June 15, 2018
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