Something that is tacky and/or to judge something as having no class or not to one's liking.
Did you see what she did? She was so chia.
And: Wearing that belt will look way chia.
Wow, that song is really chia.
by chowders November 25, 2007
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someone who is excessively protective of their laptop
why are you being so chia?
by nato17 August 12, 2009
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They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!
My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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The infection of the grass from a chia pet.
In the long run, the grass engrosses the victim, and slowly eats away at its soul, gradually forcing the victim to worship the chia pet leader, and releasing the new zombie minion.

Symptoms include:

-cold hands
-zombie-like stares
-general headache.
"Oh crap. She just got the Chia plague."
by keysmashfailplague January 20, 2010
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When you eat so many chia seeds they sprout from your ass.
Chia hole is the newest and most popular chia pet.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 3, 2019
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