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They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
May 17 Word of the Day
Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.
Dude, that is one hell of a Chia Pet!
by GunnyP December 17, 2019
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A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
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When you insert your penis in a woman while flaccid so that you can "grow" inside of her like a Chia Pet.
This takes a lot of skill and patience.
This takes a lot of skill and patience.
by AndrewA60 January 17, 2012
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Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
by MyxLastxRitesx March 29, 2010