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An Age regression community which developed for trauma survivors and neurodivergent people. Known to be extremely anti-kink.
"Are they into DD/LG or something?" 'Nah they're a ChiRe regressor, you probably don't want to mix that shit up"
by Rukiki January 16, 2018
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Something that is fucking mint / top quality

Synonyms are ; fucking beauty , proper mint , top shit

Originated by Seany boy

Defined by gandy boi

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That’s a Chire milf son
by Lord wiggy December 06, 2019
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A term of endearment that Chicagoans use to describe their hometown - especially if they have moved away.

Reference: Lord of the Ring's
"Frodo, I miss the Chire." - Sam
by Miss Marcia November 04, 2011
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Something that’s fucking mint / top quality

Synonyms ; fucking quality, top shit

Founded by Sean

Defined by gandy

Published by wiggo
Look at that bird she’s fucking chire

She’s chire and making my cock fire
by Lord wiggy December 06, 2019
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The firey sensation on someone's chode or gooch.
"My chode's on fire. That's chire!",
"Somebody call the chire department. This one's out of control!",
"That Chire was Chirific!"
by Tont Danza April 12, 2004
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