Contrary to what most people believe, Chex Mix is a lifestyle, not a food. Having a 'Chex Mix' lifestyle means that you are a radiant, globular conglomeration of suavity.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

An orgy with multiple races.

A clusterfuck of deliciousness.

The all that is holey snack you eat at every second of the day.

A person who looks mexican but has chinese lookin eyes.

a cocktail of stimulants, usually ritalin and adderall conveniently bundled for one's consumption.