(shwad- noun) Word developed by EMS personnel in Syracuse, NY in order to not get written up for swearing in front of patients. Was created by shortening the term "douche wad" into Chewad, also known to be spelled phonetically as Schwad. Refers to anyone who's actions interfere in any way with the smooth running of the EMS Provider's day, be it on the road, on a call or whatever.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.