A man who is ingeniously mechanically inclined, meticulous and tidy in his work, a born leader, always the alpha in a pack of men, uses keen logic in everything he does, is particularly good in running a business, extraordinarily talented in finding new ways to generate money, a quick learner and highly intelligent(smart enough to be dangerous to anyone who gets on his bad side), articulate in speech (and thus is usually seen attached to a cell phone), and generally family based. Chets make good faithful husbands, fearless patriots, successful business owners, loving fathers, fulfilling lovers, honest Christians, stoic protectors of all that is dear to a man, awesome friends, keen outdoorsmen, wicked-cool inventors, and dangerous pranksters. It is nearly impossible to outwit a Chet. If a Chet doesn't know you that well, then it is in your best interest to always be polite to him. Do not expect to insult a Chet without losing your job or social standing as he will thoroughly shame you and put you in your rightful place. Chets can be your best friends or worst enemies. Often they are misunderstood and thought of as assholes, when in reality, they are just blunt and don't put up with crap from anyone. But once you get to know a Chet, you will undoubtedly wish you were one, or at least his friend. It is easy to be jealous of them. If a woman prefers a white bellied, soft-handed man who wears designer clothes, she should NEVER marry or even date a Chet.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

verb.
Inflected Forms: Chetted, Chetting
Etymology: Old High German & Old Norse
1.a: to bungle; to create disrepair; to introduce disorder in a seemingly stable environment; to cause irreparable damage unknowingly and without guile, usually self-inflicted and followed by half-hearted attempts at remediation.

when trying to say shit too quickly...resulting in chet.

A typical college frat guy. Sometimes called dude-bros, they love giving each other bro-grabs and high fives. Popped collars are a must. Most of them were usually once football players in highschool and "totally railed" the prom queen. beer is usually only consumed from a bong or by keg stands. Large groups of them amass at house parties. Most of them only wear A&F Fierce cologne to attrack the opposite sex. They are always prepaired to wrestle/arm wrestle/pushup contest/pickup heavy things contest someone at a party to establish dominance

A chet, is a chet

A superficial, shallow prettyboy who adheres to magazines like Maxim, GQ as their personal bible. Chets mostly have corporate jobs...predominately in sales, and spend much of their disposable income on designer clothes, expensive watches, cologne, jewelry, nice cars, etc....often beyond their means, with the primary goal of impressing the ladies and making other Chets jealous. They have little interest in anything besides money, sports, women, and their jobs and are usually unable to hold a conversation on anything but these topics. Their primary goal is to "get chicks" and they often go out with main purposes of getting drunk, getting high, and getting laid. They hang out in packs, are loud, obnoxious, and judge each other soley on their superficial possessions and their success in getting laid. They have little culture, and basically like whatever fashion style, music, etc, is popular at the time (or whatever Maxim or GQ tells them to like).

Basically, a Chet is the next step in evolution of a stereotypical fratboy.

The term's origin comes from Wyatt's older brother Chet (played by Bill Paxton) in the 80's movie "Weird Science".
Chet in the movie is a different kind of Chet though, as he's more of a meathead goobah than a GQ prettyboy. Therefore, the term "Chet" can be used interchangeably between the two.