A college student who wears his collar up and shops at American Eagle or Gap, etc... usually drinks one Hard Mike's Lemonade and responds, "Dude I am sooo wasted"... Also known to wear hemp products.

To chet is to masturbate while crying, or to cry while masturbating.

A young boy roughly around the ages of 20-25 that acts like a very disgusting useless old man.

A Chet is a complete masochistic bottom that is submissive to a sadistic Female or Male usually the latter

A moron who cant do anything without cocking it up.

A term describing a male that acts as if he is better than everyone else. Usually a qualified individual for being branded as "Chet" is easily spotted. They like wearing preppy clothes including pink shirts and occasionally can be seen wearing a visor either turned sideways on their head or completely upside down.

Chet is the stereotypical college student we all know and hate. Chet always wears at least two popped collars at any given time. The more popped collars a Chet wears simultaneously, the higher up on the "Cheterarchy" he is. The Chets at the top of this Cheterarchy own shirts that are literally made entirely of popped collars stitched together with lacoste symbols. Chet is never seen without his beret, scarf, birkenstocks, and hemp pants. Chet wears tweed underwear. He made the soccer team, but was promptly kicked off after failing a drug test. Chet dabbles in lacrosse, but his true passion is ultimate frisbee. The mannerisms of a Chet are easy to spot. Chet's favorite words are "bro", "beer" and "bong". He likes to call people "squares", and he always speaks at least twice as loud as the situation calls for. Chet majors in English and spends his days listening to Phish. If you see a Chet, the trick is to steal his shirt. Without popped collars, a Chet is powerless, and the other Chets he is with will quickly demote him to "square" status.