Boobs.

Another way of saying tits. Usually used by doofuses and generally strange people

Man Boobs.

synonym for boob, breast

What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.

The official way to meanly say man-boobs

Fatty deposits on a man's chest that appear similar to the female mammaries (see also Moobs}. Can be easily observed at tractor pulls, county fairs, flea markets and any truck stop.