the over sized pecks or boobs on a man that hang low enough and are flabby enough resenble testicles on a guys chest.
It was a horrible sight at basketball when we were skins and i realized everyone besides me had distgusting "chesticles".
by wisdom will January 25, 2010
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Female breasts.
Testicles of the chest variety are known as chesticles.

She has an exquisite pair of chesticles.
Her chesticles are hanging lower than her knees.
by David Andrew Oliver August 08, 2007
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Those dangling access ports/catheters that hang from the chest of a dialysis patient.
It's important to keep your chesticles clean and dry, lest infection set in!
by Diana Tyler October 13, 2005
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An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!
"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"
by ScottRiley February 21, 2008
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