A small town in the south east of england, usually filled with road men on their bikes, and old woman that can’t walk, a lot of fights tend to happen in chesham, as most people think their hard.
Person 1: Cmon G grab yo bike and we’ll head down to chesham

Person 2: ayt g but last time i hit some old wetty in her wealy chair
Person 2: Hah last week i got in some pussy fight with some young chav G
(Both Laughing)
by CheshamChav April 19, 2019
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A town in the south east of england that can only be described as a scab. Most of the teenagers are desperate, smelly and can't sustain a text conversation. Chesham guys tend to have a thing about touching your armpits. Everyone's lifes in Chesham seem to revolve around the big Sainsburys.
Berkhamsted teen: Hello, friend.

Chesham teen: Heyy, wats up?

Berkhamsted teen: Not much, and yourself?

Chesham teen: Same.................................................
U wanna get wit me?

Berkhamsted teen: No.
by Iactuallyquitelikechesham... January 14, 2011
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Chesham

a historic market town based in Buckinghamshire that has a history of having a diverse community. Chesham is most well known for being home to the toilet of all grammar schools.

I’m going to Chesham today.
I’m going to Chesham today to see some friends.
by SuperMan_359 March 21, 2019
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a small town in the south east of england consisting mainly of old people that smell of piss and biscuits and chavs
by Ex-Cheshamite June 29, 2008
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