Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A big suburb only seen by non-Cherry Hillers while driving through to get to Philly. A numerous amount of Jews can be seen walking to and from the JCC in their yamacas or driving their mercedes around. The East Side and the West Side have their differences, but, objectively, they are all the same: rich, white kids with dumbass rich parents, and who feel the need to pretend they're black. If your are thinking about moving to Cherry Hill, don't. If you already live in Cherry Hill, sucks for you. For all those who have no idea what Cherry Hill is, lucky bitches.
Why is it called Cherry Hill when there are no cherry trees?
a) Who the fuck cares?
b) Probably some Jew named it.
c) 'Cause Cherry Hill is full of dumb shits.
(Trust me...it's c)
a) Who the fuck cares?
b) Probably some Jew named it.
c) 'Cause Cherry Hill is full of dumb shits.
(Trust me...it's c)
by it doesn't really matter May 05, 2005