by brindle April 26, 2007
by bobknaptor May 17, 2005
The species of bird that Big Bird from Sesame Street is classified under. This species is yellow, has orange feet, a camera whore, roughly 8 - 10 feet tall, and have an extreme obsession with children. If you happen to see this strange creature roaming the streets... ITS ALREADY TOO LATE!
by MouseG September 01, 2018
" I was licking the wife out last night and she let one rip, felt like my eyes were melting and my lungs were on fire. A real chernobyl surprise"
by YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire February 07, 2019
A Chernobyl Bunny is very playful and loveable. Very sociable by nature, she could very often be the center of attention, although her attention is is often elsewhere.
The Chernobyl Bunny, for many hours of the day, will sit in an unresponsive state, experts believe that the Bunny is "daydreaming", about what, remains to be seen.
If the Bunny is not found "daydreaming", it is often either sleeping or attempting to catch its main source of food, the Jarek, with whom it cuddles and seduces before it noms.
The Chernobyl Bunny is scientifically proven to be he most beautiful and graceful being in, and out, of existance. But don't let this fool you, there are times when it is not a good idea to approach such a being, for it might be in a rare mood where it not only attempts, but succeeds in ripping out your balls and your eyes, and replacing them in each others position.
The Chernobyl Bunny, for many hours of the day, will sit in an unresponsive state, experts believe that the Bunny is "daydreaming", about what, remains to be seen.
If the Bunny is not found "daydreaming", it is often either sleeping or attempting to catch its main source of food, the Jarek, with whom it cuddles and seduces before it noms.
The Chernobyl Bunny is scientifically proven to be he most beautiful and graceful being in, and out, of existance. But don't let this fool you, there are times when it is not a good idea to approach such a being, for it might be in a rare mood where it not only attempts, but succeeds in ripping out your balls and your eyes, and replacing them in each others position.
by Jarek Rictus February 02, 2010
a person who has a jacked up face because it looks like they went through chernobyl and there face became distorted by all the nuclear power plant debris
by pkchlojob January 22, 2014
Chicken wings that are so small and scrawny that there is hardly any meat, as if the chicken was raised in or near Chernobyl.
by booquafius_reee February 24, 2021