Chicken wings that are so small and scrawny that there is hardly any meat, as if the chicken was raised in or near Chernobyl.

The kind of breasts that leak radiation, as if from Chernobyl.

a completely shit emotional disaster that continues to leak poison into one's life for years

When someone has contracted so many STDs that it is as if their dick now glows a luminous green

The mastabatory art of someone using a handsaw gripping motion on you. Usually followed by bullfrogging on the gravy stroke.

Michael Paganis. Royally fucked up in every possibly way mesured by the tools of man and Born in Russia. A teenage mutant ninja turtle gone wrong.

A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.