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A vaccuming romance, that draws you in. Usually one side of the relationship is using the other, and the used is so entwined in the romance that they never confront the user. Term made popular by emo and punk rock bands such as My Chemical Romance and The Used
The Used:
I must have caught something
In the heat of all these dances
I'm a worm with no more chances
And I've lost all doubt
In a chemical romance

"The Used- Take it Away"
by The All Knower July 19, 2005
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Relationship or encounters based mainly on a controlled substance. Popularized by emo music type artists.
I'm glad i got out of that chemical romance;
by mastadon75 March 06, 2005
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semen/romance explosion/skeet/cum/jizz/etc...

inspired by Brian saying "'My Chemical Romance?' That sounds like a byproduct of masturbation!"
These emo bands need some less whack names... They probably had some chemical romance burning their eyes when they made their names up... I mean for real, Bowling for Soup? What kind of fucked up government program is that?
by Chris TL June 26, 2007
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