An english subsidary of a russian mafia syndicate

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What English Premier league club chelsea have become known as since Roman Abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.

A Business who claim to play football. Chelski claim to be based in London.

Shitty Premiership club from London,owned by a russian mafia boss - Roman Abramovich - which aplauds every their goal like a fuckin´ faggot and pounds Mourinho´s ass after the matches.Chelski has no history whatsoever.Plays every year with a different squad.The club´s manager is a CHEATING and arrogant nitwit who has no idea of football and threatens UEFA referees.

Chelski, also known as Chelsea. A London based football club which is owned by a Russian billionaire named: Roman Abramovich.

With out their comrad Roman Abramovich, Chelsea would still be a nobody, not that they are a somebody, they are just famous for buying players who like to dive and cheat in matches.

Chelski are a very poor team, always have been and always will be.

A Russian sport club founded in 2003 by the founder Roman Abramovich who is also a Russian mafia boss. It has no history whatsoever and achieved nothing before that. It's the most shameful Russian football club (though based in London): the fans are shameful, the founder is shameful, and most of the managers are shameful. Fans have no loyalty and most of them are foreign kids who first knew the team from FIFA games. They treat their managers who brought them trophies like trash. No one in their right mind wants to work at this shameful club, they just go there to grab some cash and get some result on their CV and then leave, like Rafa. The team is expect to disappear and relegated to league 2 after Roman got bore with spending money on football.