by GCZ May 8, 2005
Also see Chelski. A Russian soccer team (should no longer be considered English in origin) housed by London, England. Are the toy of Russian gangster Roman Abramovich (who, for the record, cannot speak English). Use Abramovich's dirty money in an attempt to sign whomever they wish but are often turned down (as was the case with Real Madrid's Raul) as they are 99.9% style and 0.01% substance. Have a limited (and much muted) fan base. Bought the Carling Cup at the expense of Liverpool FC and, more recently, the Premiership at the expense of Arsenal FC and Manchester United FC. Are now attempting to buy the European Cup at the expense of Liverpool and AC Milan/PSV Eindhoven. May succeed (but underservedly so). Are in possession of the most expensive (and cheating) squad in the world (including ball-handling expert Tiago). Are 2005's team and will prove to be 2005's team only.
Chelsea FC robbed Liverpool FC of the Carling Cup in the 2004/2005 season.
Chelsea FC will attempt to rob Liverpool FC of the European Cup in the 2004/2005 season.
Chelsea FC are inferior to Arsenal FC.
Chelsea FC's fan base, confined to East London and East Europe (Russia), is inferior to that of West Ham United FC.
Chelsea FC will attempt to rob Liverpool FC of the European Cup in the 2004/2005 season.
Chelsea FC are inferior to Arsenal FC.
Chelsea FC's fan base, confined to East London and East Europe (Russia), is inferior to that of West Ham United FC.
by UNTERMENSCHEN May 3, 2005
An English Team based in London.
1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manchester United rules.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.
by Glory Glory Man United February 16, 2005
an upcoming bankrupt team in the premier league until the sale of the club goes through but so far it's still owned by Roman Abramovic aka the Russian owner that has a sale on hold over the League and government and a disrespectful fan base for chanting all sorts to do with Russia
by DeebotheGOAT March 11, 2022
Contrary to popular belief, are actually the first team to field an all foreign starting 11 in the premier league. look it up!!
all foreing squad however--that was arsenal
all foreing squad however--that was arsenal
chelsea fan- arsenal are a bunch of jonny-foreigners!the're the first team to field an all foreign starting 11.
arsenal fan- actually, chelsea fc fielded a foreign starting 11 against southhampton in 1999, some six years before arsenal.
arsenal fan- actually, chelsea fc fielded a foreign starting 11 against southhampton in 1999, some six years before arsenal.
by jonnyearl April 29, 2008
1. Amazing Football team
2. Also known as "The Blues"
3. Sings chants such as "we'll keep the blue flag flying high" and "blue is the colour"
4. Coached by Jose Mourinho
5. Amazing players such as Duff, Cole, Terry, Drogba, Lampard, Robben, Cech, Essien, etc
We'll keep the blue flag flying high!
2. Also known as "The Blues"
3. Sings chants such as "we'll keep the blue flag flying high" and "blue is the colour"
4. Coached by Jose Mourinho
5. Amazing players such as Duff, Cole, Terry, Drogba, Lampard, Robben, Cech, Essien, etc
We'll keep the blue flag flying high!
by chelseafan13 April 22, 2006
the best english team. With members such as lampard and cech. liverpool are alright but chelsea are still better
by insomniac16 July 31, 2006