by kaleidoclops May 13, 2010
A word most often used to describe amazing restraunt management capabilities and just overall coolness.
by qwertyqwertyzxcv August 19, 2008
A fat stupid beast that was born from a lump of shit, and as a result of the earlier anal sex the cum and shit formed a "person" a very very stupid, annoying asshole that should die and rot in a festering pile shit.
by Satan April 17, 2005
A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.
Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.
by Monica Slatskaya July 02, 2011
by ummmmmmmmm July 21, 2003
when a man is wearing his shirt tucked into his jeans and the overlapping chelly is hanging over and past the belt buckle.
by ajclements May 15, 2009
by Mama H January 28, 2018