by cdabs November 18, 2019
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A person who acts like a chef and thinks they are a chef.
A imitation chef who acts like a child and blows up at his employes for his own mistakes.
A grown man who acts like a baby.
A person who sucks at running a restaurant.
A pothead looser that will get knocked out if he opens his mouth at the wrong time.
A imitation chef who acts like a child and blows up at his employes for his own mistakes.
A grown man who acts like a baby.
A person who sucks at running a restaurant.
A pothead looser that will get knocked out if he opens his mouth at the wrong time.
The cheffery dosen't know anything about ticket time.
Cheffery got really angry and yelled at her because he messed up the order.
If there were more than one cheffery's at my job, I would kill my self.
I wish our little Cheffery would pay attention to his employes and do his job correctly.
I guess cheffery think's we like him.
To bad cheffery wasen't a abortion, or just a little more retarded so he wouldn't be able to get a job with sharp things.
Will someone change the cheffery's diaper, I thing he pooped his pants? You can tell cheffery pooped his diaper cause he is acting like a little asshole.
Cheffery got really angry and yelled at her because he messed up the order.
If there were more than one cheffery's at my job, I would kill my self.
I wish our little Cheffery would pay attention to his employes and do his job correctly.
I guess cheffery think's we like him.
To bad cheffery wasen't a abortion, or just a little more retarded so he wouldn't be able to get a job with sharp things.
Will someone change the cheffery's diaper, I thing he pooped his pants? You can tell cheffery pooped his diaper cause he is acting like a little asshole.
by 4getaboudit October 10, 2010
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